Here is a quick update on the last week in Vietnam:
Motorbike tour of Hanoi...Seeing as Scott was my tour guide/driver I can't say much about Hanoi because I was terrified to look beyond the back of his helmet. EEK! Just kidding.
eek. He actually holds his own in traffic, which is basically non stop. The thing about motorbikes is that they just drive in any space possible to get towards their destination, the scariest of which was driving in the opposite lane towards oncoming traffic. But I survived one trip so why not try another? The city is extremely fast paced with people (mostly women) carrying a ridiculous amount of stuff on the back of their bikes/motorbikes. I've seen motorbikes carrying a 2 pigs, a water buffalo, a mini fridge, a 6 foot long piece of plexsiglass, and a markets worth of fruits and veggies. Scott says he saw one carrying a full sized refrigerator but I'm not sure I believe him. You always think they're going to tip over (and sometimes they do).
New Years Eve Hanoi...Actually much more anticlimactic than I would have assumed. Everyone gathered in the central area around Hoan Kiem lake to await the arrival of the new year. But when it comes, if it hadn't of been for the drunk Australian man yelling and waving around a bottle of champagne I don't think anyone would have counted down or really done anything except for go home again. Tết is the Vietnamese New Year (they use the Lunar calendar) in January or February and I think it goes on for several days. They don't utilize the concept of one moment culminating the celebration, and they just thought the Western man was crazy. Which may or may not have actually been the case.
Best (worst) circus ever...Animal rights have not quite extended to this part of the world. That being said, and keeping my horror in check, I saw the best circus in the history of circuses. The Hanoi zoo is larger than I expected, monkeys of every sort, tigers, birds, goats (?), an elephant. And the cages are within arms length from the visitors with fences around them that are left open. We saw people feeding shrimp chips to the monkeys, and once we saw the monkeys reject their lunch of cucumbers and carrots, it seemed like the monkeys were used to this. On our way out, me Scott and Alison saw a sign of animals (not all circus animals) doing absurd things on bicycles and stilts and wearing tutus. After we got a good laugh thinking the poses had been photoshopped, we walked into a circus tent during a practice run through, and no...they were most certainly authentic. The only ones there were the trainers and their friends but they welcomed us to watch. And omg we could not stop watching. First we saw a small bear (a sun bear) walking on his hind legs, doing handstands on his front legs, standing on his hind legs on a plank of wood balanced on a cylindrical block of wood (a see-saw if you will), riding a bicycle, jumping off the bicycle and walking it back to the trainer, all while waving his paw at the crowd. And this was just the start. Next came the monkeys, who also rode bicycles, did acrobatics, spun on rings, and balanced on the see-saw, while the trainer tossed him a ring to put around his neck and a top hat he put on his head. After that they brought out a menagerie of assorted circus (and non-circus animals) for the grand finale. In total, there was a bear, 3 monkeys, 2 huskys, 1 puppy, a kitten and a goat. The majority of them walked a plank, walked on a series of raised stilt sort of things and jumped hurdles. The goat also walked on his elbows (I don't understand either) and one of the huskys pushed a hamster wheel while the other ran back and forth through the middle. I don't think words can adequately describe.

Perfume Pagoda...After an hour long car ride southbound from Hanoi, you get on a metal row boat, which is powered by one individual woman (ranging from 18 to 30 in age it seemed), who rows you an hour down a river to a huge complex of temples that's only accessible by boat. The men sat in a ticket booth wearing suits and smoking cigarettes, while the women were doing extreme physical labor. Imagine rowing a boat of 4-5 people for an hour. The girls were ridiculously strong and apparently they start rowing at age 6. Welcome to gender equality, ladies! After getting to the island, you get off and walk (climb) an hour up a series of mountains to get to the big one at the top, which is inside a huge cave. The cave was thought to look like the mouth of a dragon, and dragons being sacred animals in Vietnamese culture, the temple was built inside. My photos certainly do not do it justice.

Ha Long Bay...This bay is east of Hanoi, and one of the UNESCO world heritage sites. I'm not 100% sure what that means but regardless it was totally rad. It's basically 2000 islands that are made from limestone and super jagged and go on for miles and miles. The legend is something else about dragons but in reality the water level has been decreasing over millions of years and these crags are what remain. (don't quote me on this ... my facts are a little sketchy). Anyways there's a lot of uninhabited sharp pointy islands. We took an overnight ride on a junk (traditional-type ship) to a few of the islands where we walked through a cave (even bigger than the last!) that was discovered by a monkey (Vietnamese lore is somewhat odd) and went kayaking through an opening in the rock into a hidden lagoon. Sooo beautiful. There are also floating villages in Ha Long Bay, that collect rainwater and fish for food. Very few boats have engines, so people make do with manpower. One man was paddling himself along on a chunk of styrofoam using a shovel as a paddle. Ingenuity. Here's a picture of Scotty kayaking.
